Don’t ask me for relationship advice cause I’ll tell you to kill him
(via gayforclout)
im the little guy they put inside your computer to run the software and hold the files and im sooo hungry. you need to download Snacks22_54564.35.53.FreeOnline.244_mzhfhg.No_Virus.zip
(via feraligatr)
“i could fix him” “i could make him worse” well DONT im trying to study him and your tampering would completely throw off my results
(via manywinged)
“be not afraid” is just the way people spoke when the bible was rewritten into english. angels don’t have a distinct ancient way of speaking. they just speak the same way the people they’re speaking to do. what’s the point of being a messenger if you communicate in a completely different dialect than the person you’re trying to communicate with?
anyway, my point is that a seraph would appear in their true form in front of me and say “hey bitch, stop freaking out”
(via manywinged)
the-real-numbers-deactivated202:
The best time to have planted a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. Did you plant one 19 years ago? You may as well just go fuck yourself
(via odin-n-out)
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